January 2010
apparently,
dagnabbit:
My girlfriend cares more about the fact that someone updated their tumblr than about kissing me…
Sad face lol
no! i care about you. lots.
December 2009
in reflection on the past year,
i can’t really think how to fit it all here. i rediscovered bad things about myself, made up for them with the good things, learned how to block out the people i don’t need in my life, learned to let friends back in, got my first lead role, learned how to mix my voice, figured out that if i ever leave performance i won’t be happy, found out that i like sushi, wrote my first dance...
Everyone
themailinglist:
should stop being so down. You may feel the same when the clock strikes twelve tonight. This year may be like any other. You could also be happy and feel new. That’s what midnight symbolizes anyway: a fresh start. Smile tonight. Be happy and enjoy the company of those you love. This is your life. Starting tonight, take control. Make it yours again. Do what you love, and love what...
this is just terrible.
i just skipped “Don’t Stop Believing” on my ipod because as soon as he started singing i was like, WHAT HAPPENED TO FINN AND RACHEL?!
fuck, i must be a disgrace to the musical world. xD
Reblog if you're not getting wasted tonight.
themailinglist:
laland:
celineornot: shaketheshade: ohaicutiepie: alannasunshine: andrewshark: erikaainwonderland: trickistokeepbreathing :mhmmdana:(via makelovelikemagic)
I’m drinking, but I won’t allow myself to become wasted. I want to remember and enjoy tonight, thank you.
i’m not sure i’ll be able to resist the new year’ champagne, but like you, best friend, i...
i love candlelight
dagnabbit:
It’s so warm and inviting…
It’s interesting though… There’s no middle ground with the flame and the light it casts…
It either turns you into a sexy golden creature or the dancing shadows cast upon your face turn you into a monster…
Such juxtaposition is fascinating
if i could have candles around me all the time i’d be very happy. i took a bath by candlelight last night...
heath bar torte.
meringue, heath bar studded whipped cream. repeat.
top with chocolate shavings.
this new year’s eve just got a lot more exciting.
themailinglist,
I INCORRECT PLURAL OF MOOSE YOU.
this is the last day of the year!
good morning!
Dad giving Paul a Science lesson:
Dad: So, Og and his wife are like our family in that they have lots of grapes at their house--er, cave. But unlike our family, they cannot afford to throw away their grapes when they sit out.
Paul: ...Where are you going with this?
Dad: So Og picks up the grapes, eats them, and gets drunk! He says to his wife, "I find good thing! Come find more!"
Me: Really? He's drunk and the first thing he does is coherently tell his wife that they should scavenge for more fermented fruit?
Dad: No, he parties first. And THEN he learns how to make wine! Paul, what naturally occurring science happened here?
Paul: Fermentation?
Dad: Yes! And now Og is a happy, happy caveman.
i just met an angel.
i was sitting alone in my room, bored, hopeless, worried about going to sleep because i was worried about crying… and for no good reason i got on omegle.
i know what you’re thinking. thar be perverts.
yes. but after the strings of “HAI FUCK ME —- your conversational partner has disconnected.”, i finally found someone who said, “oh?” when i answered,...
new favorite time-killer:
themailinglist:
sphericalfive:
themailinglist:
sphericalfive:
www.engrish.com
Excerrent!
the more you ruv someone, the more you want to keer them.
Sometime you rook at him, and onry see fat and razy.
and wanting baseball bat for hitting him on his head!
new favorite time-killer:
themailinglist:
sphericalfive:
www.engrish.com
Excerrent!
the more you ruv someone, the more you want to keer them.
new favorite time-killer:
www.engrish.com
click for endless happy. discovered by casey joy... →
i think i'm going to stay away from the internet...
or from everything for a while.
i’m tired of putting up with everything.
st. louis today.
please make the circles under my eyes go away.
make my head stop hurting.
make me feel beautiful instead of rejected.
just fix it, please.
so there may be a clinical reason why i get sick...
and it might also explain my mood.
how… comforting.
St. Louis, tomorrow.
themailinglist:
I’m going shopping with Portia and her family, haha. It’s going to be fantastic. Life is being good to me. Friends are being good to me. I’m content. I’m very, very content.
this will be fun. it will. it needs to be.
i prepare for performances like a gay boy.
thank you, liza, bernadette, barbra, lea, and kristin.
douchebags must hire douchebags.
after the recent possible publicity stunt where jon gosselin is claiming his ex-girlfriend hailey glassman broke into his building and trashed his home, his lawyer mark heller has released the following statement:
“Jon feels like he was raped.”
okay, mark heller, really? you think about the vulnerability of having something shoved inside you without your consent, maybe spend some...
dianna agron is jewish?
huh. didn’t know that.
oh, barbra.
scary as hell.
i googled my name in quotes.
31 results, all about me. with that, i discovered that i am a student with high honors, a guard soloist, an accomplished performer in cca, a speechie, a nursery attendant, a facebook addict, and a social butterfly.
i also discovered what school i go to and what church i work at. every single article was actually in reference to me.
i suppose having a unique name and...
sarah jankowski:
make sure you check your facebook messages. i sent you a very important proposition. :D
wow o.O mind is officially blown →
(via dagnabbit)
um. ow. i can’t tell if that hurt because my brain aches or because i didn’t put on my glasses yet.
Portia Goodin
bluewhalesandpinkelephants:
themailinglist:
is as good of a friend as it possibly gets.
I strongly agree.
c: i love you guys… i needed to hear that.
mellow music, scalding water, peppermint oil, and...
not even a bath can fix me.
Everyone
dagnabbit:
themailinglist:
dagnabbit:
themailinglist:
needs to stop dissing larger boobs. Way to make me hate myself.
i don’t understand lol… are you upset because you think you have large boobs and people don’t like them? or because you think you have small ones and people aren’t being grateful for what they have?
Hahah, because I have larger ones and people are bitches about it.
well...
I can't stop listening to the Nine soundtrack.
themailinglist:
Especially “Cinema Italiano.” You know, I never realized what a hottie Fergie is until this movie. I was kind of swooning over her the whole time. Nine probably has the most attractive cast to ever be.
I spent time with my step-dad’s family today. It’s always awkward with them. They’re sweet, though. I really enjoyed the company of Alan and Betsy. They’re from New Zealand....
i'm sorry, i love you,
but some of what you do is fucking disgusting.
i wish people didn’t have to do stupid things to celebrate.
okay. i feel angry.
i want that to go away.
time to go socialize. more.