February 2012
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Remember when Ryan Murphy said the last 6 episodes...
Watchhope-for-fans:
Raising Hope - American History with Virginia & Maw Maw
casualcolloquialism ha contestado a tu publicación: what? oh, what am i up to right now? just being…
:-( I wish I knew more single lesbians who weren’t fucking crazy.
LIFE.
edit: but even the non-“crazy” ones just don’t mesh with me. it sucks.
maybe being single just makes lesbians lame.
you’re a cool lesbian! woo!
just saw someone point out that the ampersand...
now, i’m not one to post butt jokes normally… but:
&
doritos ingredients:
“…contains less than 2% of the following: wheat flour…”
I’M IN. GIMME. 2% IS OKAY.
what?
oh, what am i up to right now?
just being alone.
but i mean, i could obtain a person.
if i REALLY wanted to.
i’m sure someone would want to have her arm around my waist.
but no one is good enough.
i don’t know if i’m a ridiculously materialistic person or if i just haven’t found ~that special someone~~
but sweet jesus, i am alone.
this has been an incredibly...
Watchmrs-nezbit:
In. Love.
omg what
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blaine-anderson:
it took quinn over 17 hours to get her bridesmaids dress
pictionary-artist ha contestado a tu publicación: secret time:
It will live in your digestive track for seven years! And I said “live” because there’s no valid argument against the possibility of gum having feelings.
then it has a very loving home!
secret time:
i swallow my gum. getting up for the trashcan is just too much and saving it in a piece of paper to throw away later just means it’ll clutter my desk more.
problem?
get over it, we’re in america.
can i be britney spears or a model?
please?
isn't it a fact that when people separate...
am i crazy or did i hear that somewhere?
if it’s a general rule for a person that they use the shortest form of something in normal communication, contraction separation is hella suspicious.
so, sorry. i don’t believe you.
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Watchodair:
new tv spot.
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guys guys guys i get to see one of my poetry slam...
i don’t even care that it’s the night before my interview.
she is so wonderful.
Sierra DeMulder. look her up if you don’t know her. truly an artist.
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“If I could emulate anyone’s career, it would be Joel McHale.”
– Hannah Hart, a woman after my heart and soul.
i need steak. steak. steaaaaaaaaaaaaak.
sorry, vegetarians.
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tomsjiggle:
at recess in 5th grade someone asked me “is your refrigerator running?” and i said yes and they said “then you better go catch it!!!” and i screamed and started crying and ran to the bike rack and got on my bike and rode back home but my refrigerator was still in the same place and i didn’t understand why anyone would scare me like that
If I ever met Max Adler, I would only say two...
sassygay-moriarty:
Thank you.